Thursday's Thoughts ~ Southern Sayings II

Hotter than a $2.00 pistol ~ very attractive, sexy

Whatever blows your skirt up ~ whatever makes you happy

Colder than a witch’s tit ~ frigid

Barking up the wrong tree ~ you’re asking the wrong person

Acting too big for your britches ~ trying to act older than you are, being arrogant

Finer than frog’s hair ~ exceedingly fine

Going off half cocked ~ charging into a situation unprepared

Ain’t got a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out of ~ profoundly poor

Counting your chickens before they hatch ~ making plans before you know what’s going to happen

Butter my butt and call me a biscuit ~ an explanation, I just can’t believe that

Hump Day ~ Love Is In The Air

It’s that time a year again, when the air is filled with love. Twice a year, late spring and late summer, in the Southern Gulf Coast and southeastern United States, hundreds of thousands of Lovebugs take flight.

The Lovebug is a small flying insect that takes to the air for four to five weeks. In this time mating begins almost immediately. The Lovebug can remain coupled for several days and even in flight. Neither adult males nor females live longer than a few days.

So if you are driving through the Gulf Coast during these times of the year and you see a large swarm of slow moving little black bugs, it is the migration of the Lovebug.

A helpful tip is to use dryer sheets to remove dead bugs off your vehicle. 

Tie Me Up Tuesday ~ Bri's Punishment

This week's Tie Me Up Tuesday is an excerpt from Trust Us.

Heaven O'Shey's Trust Us can be purchased at Amazon


Spotting her on the same gravel road where she was attacked on a few days ago, they hurried their pace and reached her in a matter of minutes, before anything could happen to her.
Clay came up behind her, grabbed her, and tossed her over his back. She pounded her fist on his back, kicking his thighs with her feet. He smacked her a couple of times on her bare bottom, the scraps of her skirt having separated, falling on either side of her hips, giving him access.
“Stop hitting me and put me down. I’m not a child!” She yelled.
“You’re acting like one. Every time something doesn’t go right or you get scared, you run. Darlin’ you earned yourself a punishment, and Blade and I are going to give it to you.”
“You can’t do that to me.”
“The law says we can.” This time Blade’s Dom voice spoke.
Returning to the club through the same door they had gone out, Clay stalked over to a station with a chain hanging from the ceiling and two bolted to the floor. Blade went to the other side of the club to his personal locker. Grabbing wrist and ankle cuffs, on his way to rejoin Clay, he asked the Masters to accompany him.
Setting Bri on her feet, Clay said “Strip.”
“What? You’re crazy if you think I’m going to take what little clothes I have off.” Defiance laced her voice.
“Either you do, or I’ll do it for you. If I do it they won’t be fit to wear, and you’ll be naked for the rest of the night.” Clay’s voice let her know that now was not the time to push him.
Tears stung her eyes, but she refused to let them fall. Obeying, she slowly took off her top and skirt.
“The thong also.” He said.
She complied, unwillingly.
Blade had the Masters stand back away from the station. He and Clay wanted her to know that none of them thought she was a burden. Neither did they blame her for the criminal’s behavior encroaching on their playtime.
Presenting wrist cuffs to Clay, Blade knelt down and attached the ankle cuffs then a spreader bar securing them to the floor chains. Clay fastened her wrist cuffs to the overhead chain checking her circulation.
Blade and Clay stood in front so she could see them.
“Do you know why you are strung up?” Watching her closely Blade asked.
“You have predilections for naked women.” She anathematized.
“True, I like having my subs naked. However, you accepted our protection and gave your submission to us freely. That edict is our responsibility to keep you safe and do whatever we want or see fit to ensure your safety.” Clay kept his voice controlled, as he stepped closer and took her chin angling it to face him. He really wanted to grab her by the shoulders and shake some sense into her. She had deliberately put herself in danger, and willful disobedience is a punishable offense.

Man Up and Dom Up ~ Wannabes

Man Up and Dom Up ~Wannabes

by Heaven O'Shey

Just because someone is male does not make him a real man, much less a Dom or a Master. Wannabes come in all ages, shapes, races, and sizes.

Some men have heard or read a little about BDSM, and seem to consider it the perfect way to find a sweet submissive woman to serve their every need, with some hot kinky sex thrown in as a bonus. As annoying as they can be, these desperate and persistent souls are not the really dangerous ones out there. True enough, their enthusiasm and lack of knowledge can get them in over their head in a hurry. Domly ignorance in BDSM can have serious consequences for a submissive. (More about this in a future post.)

One should beware of overly eager men, vanilla or lifestyle, which want to cam and meet before even taking time to meet a woman. A woman should also avoid persistent men who cannot take no for an answer when messaging them. It is unlikely that such men will accept or respect a “No,” a safeword, or a limit in real life.

Among the false Doms or wannabes lurk the truly malevolent ones. These are psychos who hope to lure unsuspecting women into dangerous situations, which can result in drugging, captivity, rape, injury, and even death.

BDSM involves consensual submission and slavery and should never be confused with nonconsensual slavery and human trafficking. Being in contact with a man who calls himself a Dominant does not mean a woman forfeits her freedom, especially her freedom of choice.

Good, experience, caring, Dominant men do exist. A woman should never settle for less. A submissive woman should take time and care to expect and require answers to her questions.

Communication and time are essential for sorting out the real Doms from the wannabes.

Sensual Saturday ~ Dreams

Dreams

by Heaven O'Shey

Alone I sleep

Restless in the night

For He is not at my side

Dreams steal me away

Hands caress me

Lips take mine

Through the night

Lost in desire

Sunlight wakes me

I feel

Heat by my side

I see

The head print on the pillow

Still I am alone

Save for my dreams

Dreams can be found in A Sensual Thought

A Sensual Thought can be purchased at Amazon 

Shey 's New Blog

My twin sister, Shey, has finally started a blog and joined Twitter. She will be reviewing toys and giving advice on heating up the passion in the bedroom.

For a good time stop by Shey’s blog http://sheyspassions.blogspot.com and follow her on Twitter https://twitter.com/SensualShey

Man Up and Dom Up ~ Mistakes

Man Up and Dom Up ~ Mistakes

by Heaven O'Shey

The pressure of being responsible for another’s safety, well-being, and even life, as well as living up to the expectations of others, can be highly stressful. Being only human, Doms can succumb to the stress and make mistakes just as any human might do under such circumstances.

The temptation to ignore or deny these mistakes is one of pride and ego, and Doms must strive to overcome this strong impulse.

Admission of being human and capable of faults or mistakes is not an indication of weakness. Rather, it is a sign of strength. Unacknowledged mistakes cannot be properly dealt with or successfully corrected.

The mature and experienced Dom realizes that the importance of honesty and correcting mistakes is as crucial in personal matters as it is in professional ones. He does not seek to blame others for his mistakes, and even assumes responsibility for their errors when he is in charge and in control. He considers this to be part of his role as the dominant partner in a couple. The Dom seeks to adjust his explanations, guidance, and direction rather than assigning blame and punishment.

When the Dom chooses to “Man Up and Dom Up” he gains the respect and admiration of his submissive. 

Sensual Saturday ~ I Want You

This week's Sensual Saturday comes from Shey and Raavee's book Murals of Lust.

I Want You

by Raavee

Somehow, I need to feel you

Need to see you

Need to smell you

I need to feel your body

Need to feel your hope

Your dreams

I need to know everything about you

And all that's in between

I want to understand you

And understand what you feel

I want to get close to you

And give you My warmth

I want you to have mine

And I want to have yours

Take you to the horizon

And lay down on Me

In everlasting unison 

I Want You can be found in Murals of Lust.

Available in French, Spanish, and English, and can be found at all of Amazon's sites.

Amazon US

Thursday Thoughts ~ Y'all Just Ain't Right

How to tell when your partner in lust just ain’t right.

She Just Ain’t Right

When she asks if you want a hot oil massage, and then gets the pot of grease off the stove, she just ain’t right

When you ask if she is good at licking and sucking, she takes out a Tootsie Pop, and says, “Just watch,” she just ain’t right

When she has to take her teeth out to give you head, she just ain’t right

When she spits instead of swallows, she just ain’t right

When she says “I want to blow you,” and then starts blowing in your ear, she just ain’t right

When she asks you if you want to play in the bath, then hands you a rubber duck, she just ain’t right

When she says she can’t wait to ride you, and then she jumps on your back and says, “Giddy up,” she just ain’t right

When she offers to shave you and says, “Spread your legs,” while holding a straight razor, she just ain’t right

When she doesn’t want to have a ménage with Clay and Blade from Trust Us, she just ain’t right

He Just Ain’t Right

When you hand him a condom and he says, “Oh a balloon and tries to blow it up,” he just ain’t right

When he brings the whole chicken to bed instead just a feather, he just ain’t right

When you hand him the chocolate syrup and he drinks it out of the bottle, he just ain’t right

When you ask for anal and he gives you a glycerin suppository, he just ain’t right

When you ask him if he has any toys and he shows you his G. I. Joe collection, he just ain’t right

When you tell him you like from behind, and he puts his back against yours and says, “How’s this supposed to work,” he just ain’t right

When he comes home and you’re standing there naked and he asks, “What’s for dinner,” he just ain’t right

When he ask you to remove your edible underwear so he can eat it, he just ain’t right

When he says he has a cool place to have sex, and then you find out he means the meat locker at work, he just ain’t right

Hump Day ~ Buzz Kills

Bedtime turn offs that women do:

Taking a diuretic before bedtime

Going to bed with facial cream

Wearing flannel pajamas

Wearing curlers in hair

Neglecting to shave legs and underarms

Griping and bitching

Checking emails and posting on Facebook

Texting and talking on the phone

Saying, “Your mom called today.”

Informing him, as he cuddles up, “I’m on my period.”

Bedtime turn offs that men do:

Turning on the TV

Poor hygiene

Not shaving before bedtime

Going to bed drunk

Looking at a nudie magazine

Talking about exes

Eating in bed

Playing video games

Checking emails and posting on Facebook

Making flatulent noises

Heaven Talks BDSM

On Wednesday, August 8, from noon – 2 pm central time, I’ll be at Love Romance Café, discussing BDSM. Come join me for a fun interactive kinky chat. What questions would you like answered? Think about.

If you are not free during these hours just email me your questions and I’ll send you a reply.

Love Romance Cafe

Man Up and Dom Up ~ Expectations

Man Up and Dom Up ~ Expectations
by Heaven O’Shey

A real Dom will not tailor his performance and behavior to meet expectations of society, the lifestyle, or his partner. Rather, he will strive to exceed all expectations as he continues to learn and grow.

By the same token, he will not simply state his expectation to his submissive, but will patiently lead, teach, and guide her until she surpasses his expectations in her own growth and evolution.

His consistency, firmness, and calmness provide the secure and structured environment necessary for her to flourish.

In such a safe and loving atmosphere, even the most timid and insecure sub will come out of her shell and will be all that she can be. Also, a more headstrong and challenging sub can settle down and behave when she clearly knows what is expected and what will and will not be tolerated.

In vanilla life or BDSM, one must strive to assure expectations are realistic and are always clearly communicated to one’s partner.

Sensual Saturday ~ Dreams of Him

Dreams of Him

by Shey

Alone I sleep

Restless in the night

For He is not at my side

Dreams steal me away

Hands caress me

Lips take mine

Through the night

Lost in desire

Sunlight wakes me

I feel

Heat by my side

I see

The head print pillow

Alone

Save for my dreams

Dreams of Him can be found in Murals of Lust. 

Murals of Lust can be purchased at all of Amazons sites and is available in English, French, and Spanish.

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Thursday Thoughts ~ Southern Sayings

The South is known for its rich heritage of traditions, customs, music and cuisine. What is often overlooked is the language that is unique to the area.

Below are a few terms and sayings with a brief explanation.

Bless your heart ~ this can have a positive and negative meaning. It can be used to confer a blessing on or sympathy for someone going through a hard time, or it can have a sarcastic meaning and precede an insult.

Bubba ~ was slang for brother, but became a derogatory term for one that is not very bright.

Buggy ~ people in the rest of the country have shopping carts when they go to the grocery or discount store. In the South, you have a buggy.

That dog don’t hunt in these woods ~ that is not acceptable behavior here.

Put me wise to ~ informed me, gave me the inside scoop, or alerted me to something.

Honey please ~ in the rest of the country this would be expressed as give me break.

You’re crawfishing ~ means your backing up, being wishy washy, and going back on your word.

I got dirt to scratch and eggs to lay ~ not now I have things to do.

The boy ain’t right ~ person referred to is goofy.

Light bread ~ this refers to loaf bread as opposed to corn bread.

Over yonder ~ can refer to the other side of the room or a mile down the road.

Either fish or cut bait ~ get serious or keep playing around.

In a coon’s age ~ been a long time.

Grinnin like a possum ~ a smug expression or smirk.

Playing possum ~ playing dead, faking it.

Walkin in high cotton ~ being prosperous and happy.

Layin there like a bump on a log ~ being lazy.

Fixin to ~ about to do something.

Aim to ~ planning to do something.

Dinner ~ is the noon meal or lunch.

Supper ~ is the evening meal.

Lunch ~ is a meal you carry in a paper bag to work or school.

Who’s his people ~ means who is his family.

In the country ~ means in a rural area.

So and So passed ~ usually said with head down and quiet voice meaning someone has died.

Older than dirt ~ refers to a very old person.

Cookin with grease ~ making progress.

Sunday go to meetin clothes ~ church or dress clothes.

Go cut me a switch ~ get a small and thin limb from bush or tree, to be used for punishment.

Cold enough to hang meat ~ in the summer it means that a/c is set to high, in the winter it means the heat is set to low.

If you can’t run with the big dogs, stay on the porch ~ if you can’t keep up get out of the race or activity.

Nekkid ~ refers to being unclothed and up to something mischievous. 

Hump Day ~ What You Don’t Want to Hear in Bed

Things Women Don’t Want to Hear

Having him say another woman’s name in the heat of passion.

Did you cum yet?

Was it good for you?

What do you have in the fridge to snack on?

I bought a new toy; I think this is how it works.

What do you mean not that hole?

Honey, I was going to wait until we were done to take a shower.

The game starts in 10 minutes can we be finished by then?

You want to do it?

Are you ready yet?

Things Men Don’t Want to Hear

Is it in yet?

Are you done yet?

Is that all you have?

I’m not doing that.

You want me to do what?

My momma was right about you.

I have to go home and recharge my vibe.

I shaved my legs for this.

Stop poking me, I'm not ready yet.

Just hold still while I get these cuffs on you.

Tie Me Up Tuesday ~ Unleash Me

Unleash Me
by Shey

Who holds the key to

Unlocking my passion

The one whose words speak to my soul

Owns my mind and body

Knowing he is claiming a treasure

No other can compare

With his direction

He unleashes the woman inside

Releasing the bonds that hold me captive

Whilst holding me tight

As I proclaim

My Liege

Unleash me

Man Up and Dom Up ~ Responsibility

This is the first in the new Monday blog series. This series will cover different character traits of Man Up and Dom Up. This week’s trait is responsibility.


In Trust Us, Lance tells Clay and Blade, “Man up and Dom up.” Lance was telling them to quit acting like fools, and start behaving like the men and Doms they are.


Being a man and a Dom is more than being in control. It is taking responsibility for one who is dependent upon you. That means being there in mind, body, and spirit, in bad times as well as good. This involves taking the time to know another well enough to anticipate and fulfill their needs. It also means, being strong enough to make tough decisions and choices for someone else when it is their best interest, even when it is not in your own.


One that is accountable does not take on more than he handle. If he is not able to invest the time necessary for a relationship to be successful, he will not initiate one.


A real man or Dom accepts responsibility without hesitation, whining, or complaining. Being responsible is who and what he is, a man of honor who instills trust in those he cares for.

Soul Mate Sunday ~ Words That Speak To My Soul

As an author, words are a passion of mine. In my search for my soul mate, I have encountered some men who cannot grasp the power and energy of the English language. When messaging or speaking to me they tend to respond in one-liners or as if they were speaking to one of their beer buddies.


These men tend to use the same tired old pick-up lines to all they meet. What they fail to understand is that I am not one to fall for these, and they are a turn off to me. 


When looking for my soul mate, there has to be chemistry. Chemistry is more than outward appearances. There has to be genuine communication that comes from the heart.


When I find the one whose words speak to my soul, then I will know I have found my other half. My soul mate!

The Romance Reviews gives Trust Us 4 Stars

Cozy Reader of The Romance Reviews says "I really enjoyed this read and can't wait to read the next book in this series."
Read the complete review at
http://erotic.theromancereviews.com/viewbooksreview.php?bookid=5547

Trust Us

Bri had no idea how much her life would change when she moves to the Love's Bayou plantation she inherited. After her best friend talks her into turning the place into a BDSM club, Bri decides to keep her identity as the owner hidden when she meets and hires her Master/Manager and his brother.

Threats to her life force her under their protection, in lieu of protective custody. Her abusive past causes her to distrust all men and believe love is a fairy tale. The brothers in their kind and loving efforts show Bri, that not all men are the same and love does exist.

While under their protection, Bri is introduced to the joys of a menage a trois, and experiences heights of ecstasy, the pleasure of pain, and genuine love and caring.

She finds her life evolving in ways she never imagined, as she tries to run from her feelings and those trying to harm her.

Trust Us can be purchased at all of Amazon's sites, Barnes & Noble, All Romance, and other sites. 

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Sensual Saturday ~ Waiting in the Rain

Waiting in the Rain

by Heaven O'Shey

She stands waiting

By the sea

For Him

The heavens unleashed

Torrential are the rains

And mixes with her tears

As thoughts torment her

She cast them away

She must not give up hope

He is safe

Her soul knows

Still peace eludes her

Her eyes search

In the distance

A figure approaches her

Her heart leaps

She runs to Him

Even now when

In His arms

Tears and rain continue to fall

Waiting in the Rain can be found in A Sensual Thought 

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