Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Hump Day ~ Buzz Kills


Bedtime turn offs that women do:
Taking a diuretic before bedtime
Going to bed with facial cream
Wearing flannel pajamas
Wearing curlers in hair
Neglecting to shave legs and underarms
Griping and bitching
Checking emails and posting on Facebook
Texting and talking on the phone
Saying, “Your mom called today.”
Informing him, as he cuddles up, “I’m on my period.”

Bedtime turn offs that men do:
Turning on the TV
Poor hygiene
Not shaving before bedtime
Going to bed drunk
Looking at a nudie magazine
Talking about exes
Eating in bed
Playing video games
Checking emails and posting on Facebook
Making flatulent noises

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